Here are 50 sph phrases to use on a sissy:
- Is that all you’ve got, you pathetic excuse for a man?
- My vibrator is bigger than that pathetic little worm you call a cock.
- Look at you, so desperate to please with that tiny thing.
- Does it even reach your knees when you look down?
- I bet you need a magnifying glass to find it.
- Pathetic. Just utterly pathetic.
- You call that a dick? I’ve seen bigger earthworms.
- Let’s be honest, it’s more of a clit than a cock.
- I’m surprised you can even pee straight with that micro-penis.
- You’re embarrassing yourself, waving that shrimp around.
- Is it cold in here, or is that just your pathetic excuse for a dick shrinking?
- I’ve had more satisfying orgasms from a finger.
- You’re nothing but a eunuch with a tiny nub.
- Does your mommy know you’re playing with your little pecker?
- I bet you’re the laughingstock of the locker room.
- You’re so small, you’re practically invisible.
- I could crush that pathetic thing with my pinky finger.
- You’re a disgrace to men everywhere with that tiny cock.
- I bet you have to use a microscope to find your orgasm.
- Don’t worry, honey, size doesn’t matter… said no one ever about your dick.
- You’re like a Ken doll down there, smooth and pathetic.
- Is that a cock or a raisin? I can’t tell.
- You’re so small, you could hide it in a thimble.
- I’m going to need a magnifying glass and a team of scientists to find your dick.
- You’re a joke, a tiny, pathetic joke.
- I bet you’ve never satisfied a woman in your life with that thing.
- You’re a walking advertisement for erectile dysfunction.
- Let’s just call it what it is, a clitoris with delusions of grandeur.
- You’re so small, you make a Barbie doll look well-endowed.
- I’m going to need a microscope to examine that microscopic excuse for a cock.
- You’re a pathetic little worm, wriggling around with your tiny dick.
- I’m not even sure it qualifies as a penis, it’s more of a… growth.
- You’re like a prepubescent boy, still waiting for your dick to drop.
- I’ve seen bigger toes than that pathetic little thing.
- You’re a walking, talking, tiny-dicked disappointment.
- I bet you have to use a toothpick to measure your dick.
- You’re so small, you could use it as a cocktail stirrer.
- I’m going to need a magnifying glass and a search party to find your cock.
- You’re a pathetic excuse for a man, with that pathetic excuse for a dick.
- I bet you’re compensating for something with that tiny little thing.
- You’re like a castrated cat, neutered and pathetic.
- I’m going to laugh every time I look at that tiny, shriveled thing.
- You’re a walking, talking, tiny-dicked tragedy.
- I bet you’ve never even seen your own dick without a mirror.
- You’re so small, you could use it as a bookmark.
- I’m going to need a microscope and a team of engineers to find your cock.
- You’re a pathetic little worm, with a pathetic little dick.
- I’m not even sure it’s functional, it’s more of a decorative nub.
- You’re like a eunuch in training, almost there, just a little smaller.
- You’re a tiny-dicked, pathetic little sissy, and you know it. Now get on your knees.
