- It’s simple to access if he wears a skirt.
- You are allowed to host your own private sleepovers.
- He constantly envies you because he prefers to be wearing what you are.
- You can have a girlfriend as well as a boyfriend who doesn’t mind waiting while you take your time
shopping. - You can double your wardrobe if he’s the same size as you!
- Never fear that he will cheat on you with another woman. THE OTHER WOMAN IS HIM!
- You always have a friend to go out to lunch and shop with!
- He won’t ever object to wearing a dress while you hem it and acting like a clothes dummy.
- While shopping, you can test a new shade of nail polish on him and he doesn’t complain or ask to
see a matching lipstick. - He won’t mind waiting on you or your girlfriends, and he won’t forget to curtsey.
- If you need a slip for that new dress you bought, he happens to have the perfect one.
- You can switch off wearing the high heels while on a long shopping spree.
- He’ll rarely have that scratchy five o’clock shadow.
- If he can wear the lingerie, he won’t ever ask you to have a threesome with another woman.
- He will be sympathetic about your excess body hair.
- When he takes your underwear off of you, he won’t rip it.
- He is a lot easier to buy gifts for.
- He loves to smell perfume and will give you an honest opinion.
- You can test a new shade of lipstick on him.
- If you purchase something for your home, it will never be too feminine.
- At least the toilet seat will be down.
- An effective cook is a man wearing a dress.
- He knows just the right way to make love, takes his time and knows just what makes you tick!
- He will understand that the best thing a girl can have when she feels down is new clothes.
- If he buys you clothes, you know he sizes them right.
- He knows how to handle delicates when he does the laundry.
- Satin and velvet are more snuggly than denim and wool.
- He understands the need for quality cosmetics.
- You have even more excuses to go shopping, and he will even carry the bags.
- You are welcome to borrow his jewellery, attire, and makeup
- He understands why you go through so many pairs of stockings.
- He no longer demands that you get ready for a night out in less than 15 minutes.
- You can take the Cosmo quizzes together.
- You can ask him how an outfit looks, and get an intelligent response.
- His new friends don’t spend all day watching football.
- He is aware that you should move slowly when wearing heels.
- You can tell he really means it when he says, “Hon, you look nice.”
- More than any other guy, he has a keen eye for makeup smudges.
- He’s like having a live-in cosmetologist.
- You can take him to the hair salon with you and he will sit quietly while you both get your hair done,
and he will never complain. In fact, he will thank you. - The only time he will ever care if you wear curlers to bed is if he has to wear the oversized rollers.
- He understands why you don’t care for spending 8 hours a day in pantyhose and high heels.
- Never voiced a grumble about hanging delicate underwear outside to dry.
- You have a girlfriend who doesn’t get PMS.
- He will not only shop with you but pay the bill as well!
- He loves to go shopping with you and watch you try on clothes.
- He knows how to treat a lady with care, sensitivity and respect.
- He is a girl friend who will stick with you and won’t desert you or turn on you.
- He loves to dress up and have long chat sessions.
- You can have a threesome without adding another partner.
- If you’ve ever been bi-curious you can experiment a little.
- You know one of you will have a tissue with you when you need it.
- Dress him up in a French Maid’s Uniform and you have a house cleaner
for the day.
